PERMISSION TO PLAY GOLF

Four married men were happy playing golf early on a Saturday morning…
During the 4th hole the following conversation began:
First Man: Bet you’ve no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing today...
I had to promise my wife that I’ll paint the sitting room next weekend.
Second Man: That's nothing; I had to promise mine I’d build a new deck for the pool.
Third Man: You both have it sooo easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to play the hole,… and eventually realize that the fourth Man hasn’t said a word.
So they ask him: 'You haven't said anything about how come you were let out to play golf today. What's the deal?'
Fourth Man: I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse? ' She said:




'Wear sun-block’.