Biker Bar Tale

An old, blind Man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know four things:'

I'm a 75 kg blonde woman and ride a Harley.

The woman sitting next to me is also a blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat behind the counter.

And the bouncer is a blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it four times.'