Technology

THE TEXT MESSAGE
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a
confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few
months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to
your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with
myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been
sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact,
probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you've left
for work. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no
excuse I know. The temptation was just too much....I can no longer
live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies
and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Regards, Alan.

THE ACTIONS
Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice,
killing her instantly. He returned to the lounge where he poured
himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone
to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-
THE REPLY
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on
my last text, I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you
noticed, my predictive text changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology
hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.