He had the condom...
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He had the condom...
by Placid Tue Oct 28 2014, 23:26
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing.
He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. “Rear toilet?” he suggests, “five minutes?” She agrees and away she goes.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. “Right, get that condom on” she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
But pretty soon, there is a message across the P A system. “This is the Captain speaking. To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please, put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."
He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. “Rear toilet?” he suggests, “five minutes?” She agrees and away she goes.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. “Right, get that condom on” she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
But pretty soon, there is a message across the P A system. “This is the Captain speaking. To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please, put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."
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