Late Home Again

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
decided to leave a note in the bedroom saying. "I've had enough and
have left you. Don't bother coming after me"
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him
in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the
phone and calling someone.
"She's finally gone. Yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to
see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you, can't wait to see you, we'll do all the naughty things you like."
He hung up, and grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the
note to see what he wrote.
"I could see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."