W A S P S...

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they
make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the
record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the
World and the sounds that they make - available now".  Unable to resist the
temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on
European wasps and the sounds that they make.  I'd very much like to listen
to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to
step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth
and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and
announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the
booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make,
steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he
comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says,
"I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they
make, and yet I still can't recognize any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant... "I've just realized
I was playing you the bee side!"