It could have been worse!

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It could have been worse!

Post by Henry Rokx on Wed Jan 28 2015, 08:21

The old bloke always looked on the bright side.
He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism.
No matter how horrible the circumstance,
he would always reply, "It could have been worse."

To cure him of his annoying habit,
his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad,
so terrible, that even the old bloke could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day,
one of them said, "Hey, did you hear about Tom?
He came home last night,
found his wife in bed with another man,
shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"

"That`s awful," said the old bloke, "But it could have been worse."

"How in the hell," asked his angry friend,
"Could it have been worse?"

"Well," replied the old bloke, "If it happened the night before,
I`d be dead now!"
Very Happy

Henry Rokx

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