Outback hunting accident

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Outback hunting accident

Post by Joffa Boy on Tue Dec 23 2014, 16:44

A guy was hunting Roos down the back of the Royal Hotel when a gust of wind
blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news
is that you are going to be okay.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage,
and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to
refer you to my sister."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the town's
Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
you don't piss in your eye."

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