Sneaking a quickie on a plane...

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Sneaking a quickie on a plane...

Post by Placid on Mon Apr 28 2014, 19:17

Two voices, one male and one female, were overheard in the darkened cabin on a Qantas flight to London: "I think everyone's asleep honey. Let's go. This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first"
"It's a bit cramped in here - let me sit down." "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on”
Sniff sniff ! “Ah perfume - you think of everything. This is great....." (long sigh.)
There’s static on the speakers, and then a voice; "This is the captain speaking. To those two people in the aft toilet near the right hand side door… We know what you're doing in there and it is expressly forbidden by Qantas and IATA regulations. Now put those damned cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector… thank you!"

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