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Confession...

Post by Placid on Tue Feb 25 2014, 21:49

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
“I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Bloody spellcheck. That was supposed to be ‘wifi’, not ‘wife’.”
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